A complete system that pinpoints profitable trades, using AI insights to shield you from fear, greed and market manipulation. Stop taking unnecessary losses and start trading smarter.
Letter from Matthew Tansley (name changed so the IRS doesn’t find me)
Location: Mom’s basement
Fellow trader (or wannabe?),
Do you want to build a solid trading income?
In a straightforward, dependable (clockwork) way?
Without the mind blowing stress and anxiety that usually comes with trading?
That was me years ago. Before my colleagues taught me how to play the trading game like cryptobiotic bacteria do (wait what?)
More on that in a second.
First, let me guess,
You’re one of 3 things (probably all 3)
The reason you’re suffering is because the market is designed to screw you over. You do everything “the right way” and lose, while the top 1% of traders take advantage of your mistakes.
There’s a solution to this.
There’s a way to make money from trading that doesn’t involve marathon chart staring sessions, freaking out on the 1 minute charts or surfing the internet for hot tips from useless influencers.
Seriously, the media and influencers are making you lose big time. It’s not you, it’s all rigged.
Instead, you could sit back and wait for the market to tell YOU when it’s time to make money, and when it’s time to protect your cash.
You can use all that free time to finally get the trader lifestyle you’ve been bragging about.
Work towards reducing your day job, or retire entirely and start up that oak-aged Whisky brand you’ve always wanted.
I know you’re skeptical. You’ve probably heard it all before. I know I had.
I encourage you to be skeptical.
But keep reading, because …
These images show you how our system helps traders of every level find amazing buy and sell opportunities in most major asset classes… often with absolutely huge profit potential.
To understand how it works…
We need to touch on the critical mistakes people make when it comes to trading.
The first major mistake that most people make is trying to make money all the time.
Because, here’s the thing….
You shouldn’t try to make money all the time…that’s exactly why you keep getting rekt.
Instead, you should be timing the market correctly. That’s how you can increase your profits exponentially.
Most of the time prices tend to slowly chop around, draining your trading account and baiting you into making extremely costly mistakes.
Then when the real action starts -and the market finally gives you the opportunity to make huge gains- you’ve got nothing left to capitalize on the opportunity –Sound familiar?
So actually, it makes sense to prioritize NOT TRADING just as much as trading if you want to be successful in the long run.
It’s time to talk about those cryptobiotic bacteria.
Cryptobiosis is a phenomenon in nature where certain single celled organisms and bacteria are able to go entirely dormant when the environment around them becomes too hostile. They literally shut down and have no signs of life.
Then when things are looking good again and the opportunity for them to thrive returns, they magically spring back to life and get to work. It’s incredible really.
And strangely enough, it’s exactly what you need to do as a trader.
No matter what trading methods you use, if you don’t reframe the way you view the markets…
You will inevitably succumb to the siren song of over-trading, FOMO, greed and fear. It won’t matter how many good signals you get, you must see the markets and your job as a trader in a new light.
The problem is not that you suck at trading. You probably know your stuff, have made some good wins and have a solid understanding of what to do. (If you don’t ,don’t worry, because you’ll need to forget it all anyway)
The problem is that you’re up against an almost unbeatable killing machine. A true David vs the Goliath adventure:
The advertisements want you to believe that trading is a glamorous profession with big money for everyone in an endless winning streak (It can happen, don’t get me wrong).
Exchanges gamify the entire experience solely to make sure you trade as much as possible so they can collect their fees… and feed you to the market making sharks they are partnered with
Your psychology is such that your losses from years ago will still haunt your trading performance to this day unless you cleanse your trading soul.
The media manipulate your mind at every opportunity so that you buy tops and sell bottoms
When you join ClostriX, you’re not just getting an indicator, you’re unlocking a complete program designed to help you capitalize on market cycles. These are the natural stages that assets go through as prices rise and fall like clockwork.
ClostriX keeps you out of the action when you’re most likely to lose and alerts you to the best trading opportunities in real time. It makes you money AND saves your ass when you’re about to listen to Elon Musk’s BAD ADVICE.
Speaking of which, remember that time Elon went on Saturday Night Live back on 8th May 2021? It was rumored he would be speaking about DOGE coin and everyone was expecting a GIGA pump.
Instead an absolutely monster dump happened.
Check out what ClostriX had to say about it.
That’s right. Not only did it already catch a +500% move, and then another +100% move. It also correctly flashed that it was time to get out before the -70% crash rushed through.
Or when the media were none-stop screaming for META to go to 0 during ‘the Metaverse meltdown’ at the end of 2022?
META stock crashed -80%. At the peak of the dip the media were whipping up a frenzy of fear hoping to create more and more sellers.
Not only did ClostriX suggest a tasty couple of short entries that bagged most of the move down, it calmly offered a buy entry during the chaos that gave up more than +100% in gains.
It looks like David was just given his sling and is finally ready to take on the Goliaths.
You can take your trading to an entirely new level without any complicated training and without needing years of experience.
ClostriX has simplified the solution to profitable trading to just 3 key ingredients:
Our quantitative AI-driven signals guide you through good and challenging trading periods. This suite of tools delivers precise buy/sell alerts and other actionable insights across multiple markets and timeframes—all seamlessly integrated with TradingView.
The ClostriX system simplifies your trading so that you can focus on protecting your funds and increasing your profits without bloating your mind with complicated technical analysis.
Traders that join us learn the key principles needed to become a cryptobiotic trader, including:
Know when to rest and when to act, allowing you to profit during key periods while avoiding unnecessary risk.
Gain control over your emotions and past trading traumas so that you can make calculated decisions, even during high-pressure moments.
Learn how market makers rig the system and how to turn this manipulation to your advantage.
Learn how to protect your capital and maximize your returns with easy to understand risk management techniques.
This is all you need to know to start dominating the markets in conjunction with the ClostriX indicator suite. No lengthy tutorials or training required.
Join a diverse group of traders who are all using the ClostriX system to take control of their financial future. The community gives you:
I’ve been where you are, hours on the charts, second-guessing every trade. That’s why I jumped on the idea of ClostriX, and it’s a total trading-demon slayer.
The key to making money? Mastering market cycles. You’ve got to know when to sit tight and when to move.
ClostriX nails that with AI signals and the dormant vs awake strategy, just like those resilient cryptobiotic organisms. When the market’s not giving you anything, you stay dormant. When it’s ready to move, you wake up and pounce.
Don’t forget, if one market is dead, another is probably moving so it’s not like you’ll have nothing to do if you’re open to trading different assets.
ClostriX doesn’t just send alerts; it teaches you how to resist the FOMO that kills most traders.
You’ll learn when to ignore the noise and wait for those golden opportunities. Not only that but you can use it to sanity check what the media and big influencers are saying instead of getting wrapped up in fear or greed.
Trust us, that’s how you beat the system.
The best part? You can set up alerts in TradingView, so when a prime trade pops up, you get pinged—no more babysitting the market all day. Just go about your life, and when it’s time to trade, you’ll know.
It’s not just for beginners or pros, it’s for anyone who wants to reimagine how trading is meant to be. You can expect a slower paced, more mature trading setting than the typical groups that are spamming ideas rather than looking at the long game.
If you focus on higher timeframes like the weekly, daily, or 4-hour, you’ll spot huge opportunities, but they take time to develop. Once you gain more knowledge and a solid strategy, you can shift to smaller timeframes for quicker profits, only if you want to.
This price point during our early adopter phase offers crazy value. We’re doing this because we want to make sure everyone has the opportunity to make money and see how powerful our services can be. It’s a win-win.
Get on it, and you’ll start seeing the difference.
Cheers,
Matthew and Team Money & Mirth
Complete the form including your Tradingview and Discord Usernames. Wait typically 24-48 hours for activation and then apply the indicator suite to your TradingView account.
Engage with fellow traders using the ClostriX system, share insights, and configure your alerts to match your goals.
ClostriX keeps you dormant during tough trading periods and awakens you for profitable opportunities.
For a limited time, become an early adopter of ClostriX and get access to the full program -including the Indicator Suite, educational content, and community support- for just $45 per quarter, instead of the regular $199. Yes, that’s only $15 per month for early adopters!
Keep this rate for as long as your subscription is active, even as we add new features to the standard ClostriX package, expand the program and improve the training material.
There is no catch. You’re getting a quality product that’s capable of regularly finding huge trades at a ridiculous price point. All we ask in return is your feedback, collaboration and support inside the community!
If you wish to pay using cryptocurrency then please get in touch with our team directly inside the Money and Mirth discord community. A yearly subscription will be required to avoid rebilling administration.
We’re committed to helping our community succeed, and we’re contributing 10% of all subscription fees to a Community HODL Fund.
Every 3-6 months, you’ll help decide what happens next by voting in two community polls:
We told you ClostriX is different. Being part of the community means you could share in a potential windfall, while deciding the future of the fund.
Note: This is a community-driven perk, not an official fund management service, so think of it as a little extra bonus for being part of the ClostriX family.
Let’s take a step back for a second. Think about all those sleepless nights, the anxiety, the frustration when the market didn’t move the way you thought it would. The truth is, we’ve all been there—trapped in a cycle of second-guessing, overtrading, and chasing losses. But it’s time to let go. The past doesn’t define your future as a trader. What matters now is how you approach the game from here on out.
Market cycles are your friend, not something to fight against. There’s a natural rhythm to the market—periods of growth, dormancy, and action. When you understand how to flow with these cycles, you stop reacting out of fear or greed, and instead, you start acting with purpose. That’s what ClostriX is here for: to give you the tools and confidence to make smart, data-driven decisions.
Trust in the long game. The market will always go through its ups and downs, but the key is knowing when to engage and when to hold back. The past mistakes? They were just lessons to prepare you for this moment. With ClostriX, you’re not just surviving—you’re thriving by mastering when to act and when to wait.
So, take a deep breath, trust the signals, and stop chasing the impossible. You’ve got this. The market will deliver—if you let it. Just focus on playing the game the right way, with patience, precision, and a plan. With ClostriX, you can profit, sleep, and repeat—and finally, let go of all the noise that’s been holding you back
The name ClostriX is inspired by the Clostridium bacteria, which can survive extreme conditions by going dormant and then thriving when the environment becomes favorable. Similarly, ClostriX helps traders “go dormant” during tough market conditions and “wake up” to seize profitable opportunities. This reflects the program’s focus on helping traders navigate market cycles and make strategic decisions.
So yes, we named ourselves after a super hardcore bacteria – please don’t tell anyone.
It works! ClostriX combines AI-powered signals with educational insights and community support. It’s more than just a tool—it’s a complete program that teaches you to navigate market cycles and equips you with both knowledge and the tools to succeed.
Yes! ClostriX is designed for traders at all levels. Whether you’re new or experienced, the program is easy to use, and you’ll have access to clear, actionable alerts and a supportive community to guide you. You can stick to the higher time frames for the easy wins until you develop your own strategies.
Once you’ve added the ClostriX Indicator Suite to your TradingView account, you can start activating alerts on your favorite assets and timeframes.
The process is straightforward:
You can manage the overall types of triggers and desired time windows for your alerts inside the indicator settings directly. For example, you may want alerts for certain types of signals or situations but not others. Or you may only want alerts to trigger during a certain trading session rather than bothering you all the time.
Note that if you plan to create alerts across large numbers of assets and timeframes then this could be a slightly time consuming process. It’s up to you how many alerts you want and for which scenarios!
We are planning a fully managed cloud based alerts system for VIP users at an additional cost. Stay in touch for updates!
The frequency of alerts depends on the market conditions and the assets you’ve selected. ClostriX generates signals when it identifies opportunities, but during quieter periods, you may receive fewer alerts—helping you avoid unnecessary trades. Remember, the key to being profitable is knowing when to do nothing!
Absolutely! ClostriX allows you to customize alerts based on your preferred assets, timeframes, and strategies. You can adjust the settings to only receive alerts that match your trading style.
While ClostriX focuses on providing alerts, you can attempt to integrate third-party tools to automate trades via TradingView notifications and webhooks. We do not officially support this at this stage and recommend reviewing alerts before taking action to ensure alignment with your strategy.
ClostriX has no limitations, however, to deliver alerts we have to use the TradingView notification system. The maximum number of individual alerts (1 per asset per timeframe) will be based upon your subscription package with TradingView.
ClostriX works across all major markets, including stocks, forex, crypto, and indices. It’s versatile enough to be applied to any timeframe, whether you’re a day trader or prefer longer-term positions.
Results vary depending on your trading strategy and how you apply the insights. ClostriX gives you the tools and knowledge to navigate the market cycles, but like all trading, it requires a disciplined approach to see consistent success. The screenshots and examples given above are 100% real and are not ‘unusual’ in any sense. We could show you hundreds of examples just like those above.
All you need is a free or paid TradingView account and an internet connection. Once you’ve subscribed and paid, our team will review the TradingView and Discord username you have given us and then activate your access to the ClostriX Indicator Suite within 24-48 hours. Then, simply log in to TradingView and start using the tools. Contact us inside the community if you have any issues.
Integrating ClostriX with TradingView is simple. Once you subscribe our team will begin the activation process which could take up to 24-48 working hours. You’ll receive an email from us and from TradingView letting you know that your TradingView account has been enrolled into our invitation only indicator suite. Then all you have to do is login to TradingView, go to the ‘invited indicators’ section and add the tools to your charts. It’s that simple!
As an early adopter, you’ll get access to the standard ClostriX package (standard ClostriX indicator and the ClostriX Analysts indicator) for an extremely attractive price. This special rate is locked in for as long as you keep your subscription active (we will be strict on this point to avoid administrative work)—even when we raise prices or introduce new product tiers later on. In the future we may also offer some of our entirely new tools/indicators for free to Early Adopters at our discretion.
The Community JACKPOT is our way of giving back to our subscribers and our team. We put 10% of all subscription fees into a HODL fund. Every quarter, you can vote on whether to liquidate the fund and distribute the proceeds among active subscribers or reinvest it in a cryptocurrency of your choice. Whichever crypto gets the most votes is where the money goes! It’s a fun, community-driven way to potentially earn even more. To avoid unnecessary administration we will not begin this process until we have sufficient active community members to make it fun!
Steps for Pro Rata Calculation:
Example:
Let’s assume the Community HODL Fund has $10,000, and there are three subscribers:
Note – we reserve the right to change the way this fund works or stop the fund at any time, but will of course communicate with everyone beforehand.
Yes, you’re free to cancel your subscription at any time. Just keep in mind that if you cancel, you’ll lose your early adopter rate and any potential payouts from the Community HODL Fund.
Yes, we offer full support through our ClostriX community on Discord. Whether you have questions about the program, need help with the indicators, or want to discuss strategies, the community and our team are there to assist you. However, we do not offer financial advice, your trades are your own to make.
We allow refunds within a 24 hour period if you are not satisfied or do not understand our services, which means you have 24 hours after you sign up to the subscription plan in which you are eligible for a refund.
To get a refund please contact us inside the Discord community or email [email protected]. Refunds may take 3-10 business days to arrive in your account.
We are not required to process a refund under any other circumstance after 24 hours including the case you forgot about auto-renewal of your subscription.
We do not accept refunds when paying with crypto due to potential transaction fees & other complications.
Yes! As an early adopter, you’re getting in at the ground level, so expect continuous improvements, updates, and occasional bugs as we optimize the program. Your feedback will be valuable as we refine the tools, training materials and grow the ClostriX ecosystem based on demand.
This product is the base-line version and there are many additional specializations and features that can be added later down the line.
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