Introduction To A Thirst Like No Other
Today we’re diving into a tale that might sound like science fiction but could be an unfolding reality. We’re peering behind the curtain of the AI revolution, asking a question that might unsettle you: Is the rapid advancement of AI technology a mere stride in progress, or is it part of a grander, more sinister plot by the elites to commoditize what we’ve always taken for granted – our water?
In this episode, we’re not just scratching the surface; we’re delving deep into the heart of a potential conspiracy, one where technology’s unquenchable thirst might be the key to controlling the world’s most essential resource. Our water!
As ever, you’ll find links to resources backing up my insane arguments throughout the article. So when I start talking about how valuable your piss is, you’ll know I’m not messing around.
Increased Water Consumption Driven by A.I

Let’s set the scene. Imagine a future where water is the new oil, a commodity so precious, so controlled, that only the privileged few can afford it freely. This might sound like dystopian fiction, but the pieces of this puzzle are already falling into place. AI, our celebrated technological marvel, is at the center of this. In 2022 alone, Google’s water consumption surged by a staggering 20%. Microsoft surged further, with a 34% increase.
These aren’t just numbers; they’re harbingers of a changing landscape. One where AI’s growth directly correlates with dwindling water resources. Cooling these behemoths requires massive amounts of water. But here’s where it gets interesting – or should I say, alarming.
This increasing demand for water by AI might not be a mere side effect of technological advancement. It could be a calculated step, a piece in a larger, more complex puzzle. A puzzle that, when put together, reveals a chilling picture of water becoming a tool for control, a resource so vital yet becoming so scarce that it could be the ultimate key to power.
FACTOID:
“A large data center can use up to 5 million gallons of water a day – as much as a town of 50,000 people!”
Now, let’s dig deeper.
This isn’t just about technology sipping away at our water resources; it’s potentially a masterstroke in the art of resource control. As these tech giants race to dominate the AI landscape, they’re also silently laying siege to our water reserves.
As data centers expand and their appetite for water grows, we’re left to wonder: Is this just the cost of progress, or are we witnessing a subtle yet profound shift in how the world’s most essential resource is viewed and valued?
The implications are vast and deeply concerning. As AI models become increasingly water-intensive, we find ourselves at a crossroads. Do we continue to feed this thirst, or do we pause and reflect on the path we’re taking? It’s a path that might lead us to a future where water is no longer a right but a privilege, a luxury afforded only by those who control the technology that now dictates its flow.

A New Liquid Economy
You have to understand that the current FIAT based, debt fueled, Oil and petroleum economies are designed to eventually collapse. If the elites want to maintain control they have to replace the current economic model with something entirely new. They have to maintain a stranglehold on a vital resource and drive up demand for that resource at the same time in order to keep prices high enough that the average consumer becomes enslaved to it.
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In their quest to build more powerful AI models, they’re not just consuming electricity; they’re draining our rivers and lakes. As AI models like ChatGPT become more water-intensive, are we unwittingly supporting a new era where water is no longer a public good but a controlled asset?

This prospect is not only terrifying but also a wake-up call. Do we want a future where access to water is dictated by the whims of tech giants? Or do we fight for a future where water remains a right for all, not just a luxury for some?
Factoid: “The global AI demand may require over 4.2 billion cubic meters of water withdrawal by 2027, more than the total annual withdrawal of several European countries.”
Unmasking the Water Barons
As we peel back the layers of this story, the picture becomes increasingly clear – and increasingly disturbing. We’re not just talking about companies striving for innovation; we’re talking about potential water barons of the digital age.

In recent years, there has been a notable trend of major banks and investment firms increasingly focusing on the water sector. Companies like Goldman Sachs and Citigroup have identified water as a critical commodity, with Goldman Sachs even referring to it as “the petroleum for the next century.”
These firms have been actively investing in various aspects of the water industry, including water utilities, water treatment technologies, and water infrastructure projects. Goldman Sachs, for instance, has been acquiring water resources and companies worldwide, recognizing the potential profitability of water in the face of looming shortages. Citigroup has similarly emphasized the growing importance of water, predicting that the water market will soon surpass traditional commodities like oil, agriculture, and precious metals in significance.
These ‘predictions’ don’t require any level of forward thinking because the reality is that a cartel of the super rich are coordinating to build that very future.
Whilst the super rich buy up all the moving parts of the water industry, governments are also making it illegal for us plebs to store rainwater from our own lands.
Gary Harrington, a normal guy living in Oregon USA, was given 30 days in jail for trying to collect rainwater from his 170 acres of land, meanwhile Billionaire T. Boone Pickens, has rights over enough of the Ogallala Aquifer to drain approximately 200,000 acre-feet or 65 billion gallons of water.
Seems slightly unfair…
FACTOID:
“Consider this – a large AI data center’s water use is equivalent to the daily needs of tens of thousands of people. Are we trading our water security for digital advancement?”
Make Money Like a Criminal
So how do you make money from this like the criminal genius you always aspired to be?
Wait for it… Home-brewed urine shakes.
In a previous video, I spoke about how the world is controlled by a handful of mega corporations and joked about how the psychopath party is aiming to ‘do a ‘Dune’.
If water is going to be the new oil then we’re likely to see an economy based on purity levels, which will inevitably incentivise scientists to come up with ways to make urine drinkable for the masses.
Hear me out, I’ve done the math!
You probably pee at least 2 or 3 times a day producing something like 1.5litres of liquid gold without even trying.
Astronauts up in the ISS are already drinking their own piss. It’s the future, deal with it!

Ok here’s what to do.
Buy some bottles, a bottling capping machine and store up all of your urine. In fact you might as well start harvesting from your dogs, cats and form a urine alliance with your neighbors.
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If you start bottling today, and stay on schedule, you should have amassed approximately 10,000 bottles of honey money per person just in time for the Great Reset to happen in 2030.
Give your brew a fancy name like “Vin Diesel” and wait for the world to get thirsty. It’s hard to predict the exact value of your new store of wealth as fiat money won’t exist anymore. But it’s a safe bet to assume that your $200 investment in bottles, caps and a capper will be the best money you have ever spent

There was a recent uproar in Uruguay surrounding Google’s plan to build a data center, which is expected to use millions of liters of water every day for cooling its servers. This plan has sparked significant public concern, particularly because the country has been facing severe droughts. Many Uruguayans, who are unable to afford bottled water, feel that the government is prioritizing industrial water use over domestic needs during this water crisis.
So, is it really that unrealistic to assume that us peasants will soon not just be eating bugs, but also drinking some form of recycled piss?

If you don’t want to spend the rest of your life drinking piss I highly recommend that you hit the like button on YouTube so that more people see this content and start seeing the bigger picture before it’s too late.
Ok, if you want a more realistic way to benefit from this situation, you unscrupulous bastards, then according to Yahoo finance, these are the top 11 water stocks to buy right now
11. Global Water Resources, Inc. (NASDAQ:GWRS)
10. Middlesex Water Company (NASDAQ:MSEX)
9. California Water Service Group (NYSE:CWT)
8. Consolidated Water Co. Ltd. (NASDAQ:CWCO)
7. The York Water Company (NASDAQ:YORW)
6. SJW Group (NYSE:SJW)
5. Primo Water Corporation (NYSE:PRMW)
4. American Water Works Company, Inc. (NYSE:AWK)
3. Pentair plc (NYSE:PNR)
2. Xylem Inc. (NYSE:XYL)
1. Ecolab Inc. (NYSE:ECL)
These are the stocks most major hedge funds are piling into, so, follow the money I guess!
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Conclusion
As we conclude this episode on the haunting topic of AI and water consumption we’ve had yet another realisation of just how savage the world really is and how you really need to think differently if you’re going to avoid living in a slave cube AKA tiny home.
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Drop your comments on YouTube and let me know what you’ll be calling your own line of oak aged piss pot whisky. Or share with the rest of us, how you think we can all capitalise on water becoming the new oil.
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